narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

engorged:

my parents drunkenly told me one night that i was conceived on the 7th hole of the country club we’re members at. i figured it was just a joke since i play golf, until i saw their initials and a date just about 9 months before my birthday carved into a tree next to the green. they were not kidding…

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

Cred.